Observation #5
If America really does run on Dunkin’, that would go a long way toward explaining our considerable obesity and heart disease problems.
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4 comments:
Now you've quit preachin' and gone to meddlin'!
not so much running as sitting (or even reclining)...
but obviously running sounds better.
Bob,
Haha, sorry.
Needless to say, if America switched to the Salsbury Steak fritters that Leon likes to buy as our main fuel source, we'd be a lot better off. Because no one eats those.
Justin,
Yeah, probably the PR people realized the implication of saying the entire country was fueled by donuts, and thought that using the word “run” would help disguise what they were saying.
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