Exciting News
Well, it looks like it will no longer be necessary for me to work for a living.
I don’t want to give away all of the details, and I’m not even sure that I should be telling you any of this, so I’ll just give you the basics.
Apparently, I have been contacted by a member of the South African Department of Minerals & Energy, who requested that I help he and his colleagues transfer a large sum of money out of the country and into an offshore bank account.
To be honest with you, I don’t even know how they got my name or email address, but I suppose that they checked up on me and know that I am a capable and reliable individual who can help them in this matter.
It is pretty exciting; for my help, I will receive 15% of the lump sum, which will come out to roughly $2.95 million USD. I’m not sure what I will do with all this money, but I’m thinking that putting it in a Scrooge McDuck-style money bin is a safe bet.
In other news, if Dante was alive today and writing the Inferno, I think he would reserve a special level of hell for email spammers.
3 comments:
hey congrats on hitting the big time, let me know when you get the money bin up. If you are going to do that you might just have to turn a good portion of your money into coinage so you can swim in it. Good luck with all that!
Hmm, do you think I could swim in coinage better than I can in water? Because otherwise, that might not be very advisable after all...
Pennies would work best. Buoynacy is measured by your density being less of that of the medium you're swimming in. Good luck with the money bin.
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