Exciting News

Well, it looks like it will no longer be necessary for me to work for a living.

I don’t want to give away all of the details, and I’m not even sure that I should be telling you any of this, so I’ll just give you the basics.

Apparently, I have been contacted by a member of the South African Department of Minerals & Energy, who requested that I help he and his colleagues transfer a large sum of money out of the country and into an offshore bank account.

To be honest with you, I don’t even know how they got my name or email address, but I suppose that they checked up on me and know that I am a capable and reliable individual who can help them in this matter.

It is pretty exciting; for my help, I will receive 15% of the lump sum, which will come out to roughly $2.95 million USD. I’m not sure what I will do with all this money, but I’m thinking that putting it in a Scrooge McDuck-style money bin is a safe bet.

In other news, if Dante was alive today and writing the Inferno, I think he would reserve a special level of hell for email spammers.