So, I don’t know if you’ve heard or not, but there’s a pretty big election coming up in the next month or so.
I’ve talked
before about how I’m not a Barack Obama fan. I disagree strongly with his views on abortion, which is a deal-breaker for me, but I have other problems with him as well.
Unfortunately, as a person, I think he’s probably a better guy than John McCain. I come closer to agreeing with McCain on a lot of issues, and, as
I’ve written before, in some ways, McCain is a very admirable guy.
But on the whole, he seems to be a big jerk. He’s infamous for his terrible temper, he slept around all over the place on his first wife, and it’s really hard for me to respect a guy who would say things like
this to his current wife (and in public!).
So it looks like I’m in need of a different candidate*, and it’s for that purpose that I’m writing this blog post—to accept nominations for a write-in candidate.
The first nomination I received a while back from my
brother, and it’s a pretty good one: Optimus Prime.

I think Optimus has a lot of characteristics that would make him an ideal President. Consider:
- He would bring an entire new meaning to “Commander-in-Chief.” I’m not even sure we’d need an army anymore.
- International Negotiations: This goes along with the first point I guess, but seriously, can you imagine Ahmadinejad or Hugo Chavez doing anything other than treating Prime with the utmost respect?
- Over and over he has staunchly supported and affirmed the value of all human life.
- He’s the wisest and most noble of all Autobots.
But on the flip side:
- As someone who transforms into an 18-wheeler, Optimus is an inherent and fundamental part of our oil crisis in a way that no other candidate could be.
- And the big one: he’s not a native born citizen of the United States. Not at all.
So I guess the nominations are still open…
*I actually hope that McCain wins the election, but I’m just not sure that I could bring myself to vote for him. I’m pretty sure that in my state, it won’t matter though, which is why I’m taking such a light-hearted approach to this.